Sunday, March 18, 2007
Sebastian Bach owns a copy of Amazing Fantasy 15. Are you kidding me? Where were you, Sebastian, during Secret Wars II, huh? Where were you when the Puma bought the Daily Bugle? What were you doing during the Spider-Clone saga? I'll tell you where. You were busy writing mid-tempo metal ballads with Skid fucking Row, that's where. Ugh. Shoot me now.